Now You Know

February 8th, 2010 Jessica 6 comments

Fashion Fail - Back Away SlowlySubmitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

This is what Martha Stewart’s nightmares look like. That, and a parade of cakes that each fall just short of “very excellent.”

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Don’t Mess with This One

February 7th, 2010 Jessica 6 comments

Fashion Fail - Badass GrandmaSubmitted by: Cyberkedi via Submission Page

Just as with her grandchildren, Grandma loves all of her NFL teams equally. Except Detroit. There’s something that ain’t right with that one.

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Try Harder

February 6th, 2010 Jessica 15 comments

Fashion Fail - So Close and Yet So Far

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Really? Is THIS what passes for runway accessorizing these days? Strapping a damn shoe from the Ross bargain bin to the top of your head?

What’s next? Pushing one of those shopping carts with the big vertical poles down the catwalk? Bringing your four screaming children with you? Modeling the clothes on disinterested customer service people who are not at all helpful?

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Grandpa’s Off His Meds Again

February 5th, 2010 Jessica 13 comments

Fashion Fail - Nice Jugs

Wait, WAIT! You can’t go out of the house like THAT! You might get a run in your stockings!

Maybe You Could Give the Dog Some Tips on Hair Styling Though

February 4th, 2010 Jessica 5 comments

Fashion Fail: You almost had me with that apron there

I look at this picture and immediately think, “Hmm, the dog’s the only one wearing pants. He must be the brains of this operation.”

Time to rethink some of the choices you’ve made in life.

I Don’t Want to Know How Many Muppets Died for That Coat

February 3rd, 2010 Jessica 21 comments

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“Go ahead, PETA. Try me. You think a little red paint is going to ruin this coat? I dare you.”

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You Can Fulfill Your Community Service by Putting on Some Pants

February 2nd, 2010 Jessica 29 comments

Fashion Fail - Wishful ThinkingSubmitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

My intention with this blog is not — nor will it ever be — to make fun of fat people. I’ve never subscribed to the idea that someone shouldn’t be allowed to dress the way they want just because they don’t match the height/weight ratio that our society has deemed ideal.

I do, however, strongly abhor the notion of stealing, especially from children. Somewhere out there, right now, there is a toddler missing her swimsuit, and this woman is responsible. Shame on you, lady. That just isn’t right.

On Our Way to the Pants-Optional Ren Fair, Are We?

February 1st, 2010 Jessica 9 comments

Fashion Fail - WhereSubmitted by: LisaKitty via Submission Page

Rumer Willis inherited her killer body from her mother and her strong jaw line from her father. And, judging by this picture, her fashion sense from the curtains in a set background of Moonlighting.

HRH The King of Tackistan

January 31st, 2010 Jessica 12 comments

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God I hate fur. How many off-Strip casino floors do you suppose had to die just to make this one ugly coat? Given the way the King of Klass’s waistcoat buttons are straining under the pressure, I’m going to guess half of the Hard Rock and all of the Tropicana.

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Worst. Umbrella. Ever.

January 30th, 2010 Jessica 7 comments

Fashion Fail - So They Can Hear His Thoughts More ClearlySubmitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

You know what? I like it. I totally appreciate it when the nutters on public transportation give you some kind of heads-up about their mental state. I hate finding out after I’m already knee-deep a conversation about lizard people from the center of the Earth.