Oh, silly. You can’t achieve manliness by reading a book. You achieve it by doing everything in your power to look more like Jon Hamm.

Now get to work on that, everyone.

Yes, duct tape can be used for anything. That doesn’t mean that it SHOULD be used for anything.

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This is General Rowland Washington, a decorated veteran of the United States Grandpa Army. He is seen here in his camos (mixed plaids is camouflage for grandpas), posing in front of a regular army hangout, the Mega Millions lottery bus.

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Wow. If you had told me before now that you could fit the entire crafts section of a Jo-Ann Fabrics store onto your upper body, I wouldn’t have believed you.

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American Apparel has run into trouble trying to find an appropriate way to market their new line of decorative pillows.

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Actually, the subway ride of shame isn’t half bad when you have an ice cold beer to keep you company.

Good news you guys! Telly Savalas isn’t dead. He’s just been hiding out here with Uncle Fester.

That face . . .

It’s the face of having seen things that cannot be unseen.

You know what? I think it’s really great that you’ve made the most out of growing hair out of . . . non-traditional parts of your body, but that’s no reason to prance around naked in front of children.

I can only imagine that this gentleman just received a text informing him that Sharpie hair is no longer en vogue.