Worst. Umbrella. Ever.
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You know what? I like it. I totally appreciate it when the nutters on public transportation give you some kind of heads-up about their mental state. I hate finding out after I’m already knee-deep a conversation about lizard people from the center of the Earth.
Because a cold wet soggy noggin in winter weather is more sane obviously.
Isn’t that the front off a fan? How the hell would that keep him dry?
haven’t you ever used a fan to dry a wet spot?
I mean, really.
and not to be a stickler, but you should know that the Lizard People come from outer space.
Lies. Don’t you watch Doctor Who? Homo reptilia. They’ve beeniving there for some time now. True fact.
Don’t laugh, his tinfoil hat is in the shop.
It’s not a protective measure like the traditional tinfoil wig liner: it’s an antenna. That way he won’t miss any transmissions from the Vaguely Squamous Vegetable People from Rutebega IV.
he he he “Lizard people from the center of the earth”…. You would be talking about the Ramsters. Behold, http://www.ramtha.com/ from Yelm WA. They believe there are lizard people going to invade after an earthquake and they put copper around their properties to repel those lizard people….
He’s smart. If you want to avoid being mugged in NYC, just act crazy. They never mug the loonies.
-Now i’m save!
(The GOV can’t control me anymore!!!)
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