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Really? Is THIS what passes for runway accessorizing these days? Strapping a damn shoe from the Ross bargain bin to the top of your head?
What’s next? Pushing one of those shopping carts with the big vertical poles down the catwalk? Bringing your four screaming children with you? Modeling the clothes on disinterested customer service people who are not at all helpful?
Obviously a designer fail. There’s no bridle bit in her mouth.
“Put shoe on head” win.
yes, 4chan has invaded the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah.
EPIC WIN! shoe on head.
I like her nose
it looks like a banana. Or a ski jump. haha
PUT SHOE ON HEAD.
Well, that’s the only way I could walk wearing that high a heel.
Shoe worn as hat already done years ago in Terry Gilliam’s “Brazil”. Old stuff.
Dr. Techie, You took the words right out of my mouth. I think some designer saw “Brazil” one too many times. Or maybe just once and figured nobody woulld remember.
And as designed by Dalí a couple of decades before that.
Probably fell asleep to it one night. Woke up the next morning, “I’ve got the most unique idea for a hat!”
Apparently some designers find haute couture just as confusing as the rest of us do–so much so, that they can’t even put clothing on the correct body parts anymore.
Seriously, why would anyone ever aspire to be a model. You have to starve yourself, develop a nasty cocaine habit, lead a life of vampire-like hours and still some asshole dresses you like a complete freak with a goddamn shoe on your head.
It’d have to be some fucked up society that still, for all this, paid you the big bucks…oh wait…
Seriously though come on..how could you keep that pissed off, “who cut one”, look that all models seem to cultivate. I’d be wetting myself laughing if some idiot demanded I strap this clobber to my head.
why do models always look so mad? is it the heels or the ugly clothes? how can this woman not laugh at the footwear on her head? What if it was an old used shoe? EWWW!!!!!
I do realise I’ve just started the last 2 posts with “seriously”. This is ironic in that I’m not serious at all. Not ever. Hardly.
It looks like something Lady Gaga would wear.
I don’t want to spoil the fun, but actually I think it’s a reference to Dalí and other surrealists:
see http://secretlifeofshoes.blogspot.com/2005/04/elsa-schiaparelli.html and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elsa_Schiaparelli#Shoe_Hat
Hi, good post. I look forward to your next article. Thanks, Saskia
Put shoe on head.
Is that one of those unicorns that fart rainbows?
High heels in bed are dangerous enough. That one could do some real damage!
Am I the only one who thinks of boot to the face?
Put shoe on head
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Put_Shoe_On_Head
She looks like a unicorn.
That must be a size 19 1/2 drag queen shoe. The strap is too busy, she should have used a large rubber band instead.
That is the foot of Xoanon.
Some one’s watched Brazil one too many times.
You know what this reminds me of?
Looks like a Prussian helmet, but in bad quality
This is why you never let women out of the kitchen. Now where’s my sandwich.
Is this a shot from “America’s most smartest model”? Cause it should be…
Is she trying to look like a unicorn? ‘Cause if she does, she FAILED!
Its a Schiaparelli tribute…..
Actually, I think that she is wearing the shoe so she can stand on her head.
OH LOOOOOK! Unicorns DO exist!!!!
Don’t move! The rino-shoe-rus is gettin ready to charge