Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against Your Dignity

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
THIS is why I can never fully relax. I don’t necessarily envision myself being dragged from the house by law enforcement (YET), but any number of things (fire, earthquake, clearance sale on Cadbury Mini Eggs) could drive one out of the house at a moment’s notice. One minute you’re relaxing in front of the television in your fuzzy lion slippers (or, in my case, relaxing in front of a martini in my footie pajamas) and the next, BAM, you’re running down the sidewalk shouting something about bunny rabbits making chicken sounds. Embarrassing.

Ralph? Ralph Wiggum? Is it you?
Looks more like an (semi) grown up Bobby Hill.
Rawr.
Old pic is old. Fark featured the original arrest story some time last year.
Oh, like HE”S not going to get teased down at the jail!!!
Lindsey Petersen
http://5kidswdisabilities.wordpress.com
his slippers are actually really cute.
EPIC WIN!!!
If they are going to drag someone from home, they should at least let them change shoes…
great welcoming…my first time on a website about unfortunate clothing choices and I see my favorite pair of slippers (yes I actually own them, they are named Lou and Roo [left and right])…I know when I’m not wanted
Another fair cop by the fashion police.
Whats the betting he’s got a diaper on underneath?
OMG I HAVE THOSE SLIPPERS!
first time on this site, and I just happen to be glancing through the older posts and BAM! This guy is from my area, this picture was all over our newspaper. I forget what he did, I believe he actually shot someone though. This picture never fails to make me chuckle.
my crush has that jacket!! :-O
hey awesome, funny thing, this is my first time on here too and I’m also from the area where this guy was arrested. And you’re right, he got arrested for shooting and killing someone. I’ll never forget this pic either! LOL
I had that exact same par when i was nine lol
He looks like Menowin Fröhlich from Germany ^^
Lol, I have those slippers
wow. hard to imagine that a killer would wear such cute slippers, but I guess that normal sneakers just don’t cut it in today’s competitive murderer climate.
dudes…. AWESOME AND ANNE…. either you’re from the morthern part of southest missouri or this guy is one of my best friend’s doppleganger because I assure you that my friend (whom will remain nameless) did not kill anyone and that he is in fact a free man and living far from here because this place totally blows
It also looks like that’s a desloge cop too
wow… I stand corrected… citing a recent conversation with my friend it is apparently my home-boy’s doppleganger… carry on