For the Girl Who Has Everything
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Ariel thought that marrying Prince Eric and moving to the surface would fill her life with fun and adventure. Instead, she mostly found that she was just . . . bored.
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Is that SpongeBob and Patrick on the left hand?
I think it is, Noelley
What I want to know is:
How does she go to the bathroom without damaging herself?!?
I hope she went to the bathroom BEFORE she did that!
Someone else with more money than sense.
Go ahead, pick your nose. I dare ya!
I have a sudden need for a back scratch and I can’t seem to reach it myself. Can you help?
These kinds of things are regularly done for nail show competitions. Yes they have competitions. They have artistic categories in which anything goes, and they also have more natural categories.
Hair stylists have similar competitions as well, and for both they’re usually combined with a convention that features classes and product demos.
And the make-this-dog-look-weird competitions, dogs painted or dyed and clipped to look like … very undoggy things
Woo! Somebody else that has a clue about nail shows. My mom does stuff like that, little acrylic or gel sculptures – not on clients, she uses the plastic tips instead. She has some tiny flowers, bees, and frogs that she made not too long ago.
Another development from genetic engineering: the “Man-Coral-Hybrid”!
Yeah, this ranks right up there with the basket-weave hair nightmares that I’ve seen in hair-style books. (For weddings, no less! For real!!)
For the girl who has everything…except a job. Or kids. Or a husband. Or a boyfriend. Or taste. Or sense.
But everything else. Yah she’s got it.
the little mermaid has come on shore
I SEE NO FUTURE FOR HER .
…Is it weird that I find these awesome? Yeah, it is. Is it weird that I’ve done something like this with my hair? Yup. Is it weird that I just had a whole coversation with myself? Oh hellz no.
Great joke, whoever-does-this-site. LMAO! Ariel’s bored on land! hahahahahaha!
How does she wipe her ass?
They remind me of the red veiny things from War of the Worlds (tom Cruise version).
Living proof that you should not wash your hands in city water.