Is it Drafty in Here? I Thought Hand-Knit Items Were Supposed to Be Warm
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When Grandma Evelyn finds out what you‘ve been doing with all those hours she spent teaching you to crochet, she is NOT going to be happy about it.
Is it me or does that look like a guy with boobs.
it’s you.
from what not to knit. Well worth the time if you are into that kind of humor.
double-faced sticky tape, maybe? Ouch!
Won’t it just shrink if you go swimming in it?
The Gap was selling a knit cashmere bikini a couple of years ago. It made absolutely zero sense.
PUBES! Yuck! A bit more of a wax, if you please…
oh you love that prepubescent look do you?
Where, exactly, would you wear something like this? Because if there are hot babes lounging around in “swimwear” of this sort, I’m up for checking that scene out.
To work…
at the strip club.
FUCK!
Looks to me like a perfect bod, she remarked enviously.
Exactly. I just wish she would have been a little more dilligent about trimming.
i totally agree. but i am just a little bummed on how tightly knit it is. maybe just a little looser….. EEEEEWWWWW ITS A GUY WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!! IT BURNS OH DEAR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think it looks fine.
How does the “top” stay on?
Never heard of pasties?
it is crocheted.
Glad I’m not the only one who noticed. I see this error a lot.
What part of CROCHET Don’t you understand, Knitting takes two needles and crochet takes one hook. Those are crocheted. DUH! And acrylic yarn doesn’t shrink.
And I totally knew that was acrylic how…?
Thank you! It makes me twitch when people use the terms interchangeably. Yes, that bothered me more than this CROCHETED atrocity.
Puts the “crotch” in crochet =D
Comment WIN.
i vote him the new speaker of the house. or king of puns. although it will be much easier to become speaker of the house.
“Is it Drafty in Here? I Thought Hand-Knit Items Were Supposed to Be Warm”
no worries – she’s wearing a little fur coat under there. you can just see it poking out…
that’s actually crochet… not knit.
just shut up like 40 other people had said that before u. but nobody cares anyways
That would be great for sunning in. Treat the yarn with SPF and you’ll get sun everywhere but where it absolutely shouldn’t be.
Well it is crocheted but when it gets wet it will inveriably get stretched out very large. ( If you ever hand washed a sweater you know what I mean) Wool or acrylic when wet they get bigger and need to be reshaped to dry. It also seems Wool could cause an irritation in the wrong place for me. As others have said alittle more wax or something could be used by the model and they are offset on top too. Just my humble opinion
Actually it looks like macrame. Who poses for a pic like this and releases it publicly without making sure their pubic hair isn’t sprouting out the top??
She needs to wax, way more disturbing than the bathing suit
OMG, I have more hair than that on my thighs below the short line. Sure, it could be a little better, but it’s not like it’s offering to poke you in the eye.
One of her boobs is bigger than the other… OBVIOUSLY bigger… so lol
Most women do. When you’ve seen a few pair, you’ll realize it’s just natural.
ewww, her pubes r sticking out the top!!!
omg its not like almost every other comment before yours was about that! way to be completely origonal smart one
I think what surprised me the most was how many people on here were so afraid of pubes.
Yes, and the “uneven” breasts… have these people not seen a non-photoshopped picture of a woman before?
Yeah, no kidding. A nicely trimmed bush on a woman is very sexy. But not if it looks like Chewbacca’s shower drain or as if she had Buckwheat in a leg lock.
I’d tap that
“HOURS [your grandma] spent teaching you to crochet”? Oh, please. I could whip this outfit out in 25 minutes.
her long, yellow nails are worse than anything else.
OMG, nipple cozies!