I Have No Idea
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My first thought was that Wolfman Jackass here gets his thrills strolling the beach and asking ladies to pose with him and his headdress from hell. But then I noticed that these women happen to be wearing fur bikinis, so they must be somehow involved in this tomfoolery. Fur. BIKINIS. Two words that do not belong together.
That’s a pretty big wolf. Sweet.
Who said that bikini and fur don’t got togehter.
Depends on which side the “fur” is
That looks like it’s the 70′s. I think this sort of thing was OK back then.
Also, he looks like he’s going to be reproducing and that he’s in better shape than 99% of his fellow Americans; can you say the same thing for yourself?
yeah: definately the ’70s: that’s ’70s hair & mustache for sure.
plus, any of us who are honest about it will admit we had gawdawful taste back then! (remember all the polyester we wore? *shudder*)
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, the fashion of the 70s is FAR SUPERIOR to the “fashion” of today. Especially men’s fashion. Give me a man in polyester over some doofus with his pants on the ground!
Yep, even the 70s was better than today, and we wore some godsawful stuff in the 70s. I’ve always said ‘say no to crack’ and always will!
sure, we pulled our pants up back in the ’70s — sometimes, what with the wide-waisted pants then in style, we pulled ‘em up almost to our armpits! — but that’s about the ONLY improvement….. remember the collars? Shoulder-wide, and frequently double or triple collars?!?
and don’t get me started on our ankle-breaking platform boots! eek!
To be honest, I was born in 76, so I only remember a little bit of the 70s. But looking at the pictures from that time and comparing them to today’s styles, I still think the 70s are superior.
Really, if you take the fashions of the 70s, tone them down a smidge but keep the same basic cuts and shapes, use materials like cotton or even silk rather then polyester and such, a lot of them would be really awesome. Some of the women’s clothing if done in solid colors rather then wild patterns, would be really sexy.
I found a vintage dark purple plus size disco dress I absolutely love. And I love looking at some of the men’s fashions because the men look so doggone HOT in them. Hot as in “I want to rip that off of you and do you right here” hot. After seeing guys walking around with their pants hanging so low it looks like their butt is at their knees, those white polyester pantsuits look like the sexiest clothing in the universe.
Ah, but it was that very *exaggeration* of cut, color and design that MADE ’70s fashion! The louder & flashier, the better. Huge paisley prints and/or crowded repetitive patterns, the huge flare of bellbottoms, burn-your-eyes colors, and of course slick polyester shirts and gaudy, gaudy neckchains….. Tone it down?!? That would take away what we were striving for!
But it would also sell more and maybe we’d see less dirty boxer shorts.
I really want a pair of bellbottoms. But they only make them for tall women (I’m 5′ 3″) so by the time I get them hemmed up, the bell is completely gone. *sniffles*
For those who closely followed fashion, yes. For us mainstreamers it was more toned down. Like pairing colorful shirts with solid pants/skirts and blazers. I wore little black dresses with my platforms
And all that velour and cordoroy….mmmm.
(And yes, men’s fashion was WAY more attractive, IMO. The hair, the cut of the clothes, everything XD)
Oh yeah. The men back then were HOT. Dang, getting turned on just to think about it.
True, as tacky as some of those old outfits were, they still look better than the dirty boxers/saggy pants combo. Add the greasy, stringy hair and they look like they stink!
Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground
Girl on left has an 80′s hairstyle… No way 70′s.
The girls are also wearing 80′s style bikinis.
But something about this picture is just freakin’ AWESOME!!
I want his family to give ME clothes for christmas.
Maybe they were headed to a sexy Twilight convention.
then the sexy vampire girls would have to wear bikinis made of glittery cement, or stone, or something equally unconfortable.
SCA/RenFaire/Science Fiction Convention… Fur bikini… meh
True – they’re all over the place at our local Faire.
Yeah. I immediately thought of the Tuchux when I saw it.
I thought it is fashion by Sarah Palin
Is that Sarah Palin there on the left????
My first thought exactly.
The years haven’t been kind to Gabumon. Poor, poor Gabumon.
Since we’ve established this is from the 70s, are we sure they’re wearing fur bikinis? That was a time before the popularity of waxing…
no, it’s fur: waxing wasn’t as popular, but shaving definately was!
Damn Tuchux, always hogging the chicks!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA And I thought I was gonna be the only one with a Tuchux reference…
Which means said chap in the wolfskin is probably a neurosurgeon or a bond trader.
“Fur” and “bikini” don’t go well together? Raquel Welch says otherwise.
There’s a home-made fur bikini contest held yearly at Chikoot Charlie’s in Anchorage. The post photos online, and some of those girls are risque.
Fur bikinis? That’s just insensitive. The poor girls just have a hormone imbalance.
y is he wearing jacob on his back is dat how twilight is gonna end lmao?
Maybe a lil leather culture going on there too?
Someone took the “one-man wolf pack” thing a little too seriously….
Huh. I thought it was Russel Brand on vacay.
I…know where that is. It’s Bike Week in Laconia. There’s always lots of fur and teeth and horns around.
I find your condescending caption to be impudent- this man is clearly a CHAMPION, and a legend among mortals.
If you don’t intend to eat it, don’t kill it.
*loves this comment*
Laconia New Hamshire?? I live there!! It’s so loud and obnoxious during bike week…some old, topless bald guy with a big white beard tried to hit on me once…eek! >.<
I’m sure he doesn’t even have to ask, women just come up to him asking for pics and autographs. I hear he killed that wolf with his own hands.
THIS IS JUST DISGUSTING i wish i could do what those people do to get their fur to them OMG I WOULD JUST BE THRILLED TO DO THAT
Aw settle down, Ana. The girls fur looks fake, and you have no idea how he came about having that wolf carcass.
Unbunch your panties, and go back to eating your wheatgrass.
THREE WOLF MOON!
Or is it “Three Wolf Sun”?
Seen this guys blog before. He wears that to be silly. That is an old photo and here are a ton more of him like that. Wish I could remember the site.
The Three Wold Moon shirt evolves.
Fur bikins, for girls who just dont bother to trim their pubic hair!
Is that my dad?!
If it is your dad I’d like to know.. because I am pretty sure the one that looks like Sarah Palin is my mom!
AWESOMES!
I didn’t read through all of the comments, but… was anyone else reminded of Ted Nugent when they saw this pic?
I was thinking Dennis Eckersley…with a pinch of Nugent’s virility.
I hope they all get mange.
boobs with the fur..
she got the whole club looking at her..
she hit the flo, next thing you know, shawty got low low low low..
i may not be the most educated man, but that certainly looks like a siberian husky to me.
And i don’t think Nuge would be this much of a jackass about it. nor would he wear it to the beach. lol
Um i’m pretty sure that those girls aren’t wearing fur bikinis. I think it’s the front legs of that wolf thing which would probably make it some type of giant animal rug. Whether it’s real or not well that would depend. . .
If I saw these people walking aroun this would be my course of action.
1: Is that real fur? Oh how lovely!
2: Shoot them all
3:skin them all, regardless of whether they were still alive or not.