Ooh, Nachos!
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The poor man’s mankini. It may look ridiculous, but at least it comes with a snack.
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cränker shit!
once you pop…
…you can’t stop
http://www.blinman.com/pringles.jpg
THIS is a strange way to “dress”? Its at Roskilde Festival, almost 50% of all guests comes with strange costumes, or original ways attract attention with their way of dressing up.
I always bring my tail each year.. Its part of my tradition.
ew…
Nachos? Well, thank God for that! I wouldn’t want it anyway! Nor his vuvezela!
It would be funnier if those were habinero flavored, and he forgot to get all the seasoning out first.
thats not funny dude. thats HYSTERICAL.
Nacho Nacho Man!! Nacho Nacho Man!!
You lol’d me!
this is wrong on so many levels.
IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS SOO BAD!!!
Indeed, any footwear looks ridiculous and tasteless with this outfit. He should have been barefoot.
Comment Win!
i agree. if he was going to bother with shoes, they should have been copper dusted gladiators.
He coul´ve put the vuvuzela there in stead. He woulda had both hands free for erm…
Imagine if he says “Who wants a blow?” LoL
What has been seen cannot be unseen. Thanks a lot.
That’s not nachos, it’s Pringles! Cheddar Cheese taste though, so I guess they’re slightly nacho-ish?
There be’s a Nachos sign in the background!
Arrr.. why we be talk’n like Pirates all of the sudden-like?
yar…aye din’t notice the sign o’ the nachos either. tis be the way of the sea sometimes, when ye be distracted by fools
yarr….me eye patch….it does nothin’………yarrr…..
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do what a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Shove his d**k in an empty crisp can, make him stand in front nacho man, put a vuvusela in his hand
early in the morning
I LMFAO, then called the whole family in to sing the chorus. That’s great.
I am almost curious how he knew that his….stuff, would fit in a Pringles can.
Pshaa, as if. He’s being verrry ambitious thinking he needs the full-size can. Maybe the shorty can? No, wait! One of the lil’ plastic snack packs……
He probably started with the vuvuzela and sized up until something fit…duh.
anyone know what “festival” this is?
It is the Roskilde Festival in Denmark.
I was so lucky to see this guy in real life. He had a picture of a danish politican on his ass.
What a wonderful sight!
are you serious? you poor thing.
How much eye bleach and therapy did you need for the real life version?
*shudder*
So why the hell does he have a vuvuzela in Denmark…? Are they really taking over the world or something?
Lidl -_-’
Wish those bastards hadn’t made the offer with “buy a lot of football-merchandise and get a Vuvuzela FOR FREE!”
So that’s what made the danish vikings so feared!
I knew it was Eurotrash by the sandals. Or a Seattleite.
I hope those Pringles were unsalted, otherwise he might have a sore, er, chip . . .
once you pop, umm you can stop. Yeah please stop…
why Why WHY???!!!
no no no this is so wrong, im going to poke my eyes out now
I’ll bet there’s still room in that can for his cell phone, wallet and keys.
However if he can fill the entire can with just himself then bravo, and atleast he’s wearing shoes.
It’s probably still full of chips.
I was there!
This is from Roskilde Festival in Denmark, and the stall was called Gringo Nachos for anyone interested.
While this guy is a close contender for worst dressed, I did see a guy dressed in a lolita cow and nothing else.
Yes, I saw this man as well last week.
Place: Roskilde Festival ’10 in Denmark
If I may ask, what is a “lolita cow”? The Google returns pornographic manga and a variety of sites which happen to contain both the words cow and lolita, but not in conjunction, and I am having extreme difficulty in imagining what the item in question might be.
I tried searching, too. I found that it probably is short for cowboy/cowgirl loli. From there, I spotted a picture (drawing) of girls wearing cow horn headbands, each a bell around their necks, and nothing else. Perhaps that is the same. Yikes.
ps – would one of you Dutch people please explain why all the Dutch sports teams wear orange?
pps – I’m rooting for your guys to win the World Cup!
Orange is the colour of the royal family.
becuase the royal dutch family is called van oranje (van orange). I’m dutch and well that’s the most obvious and logical reason.
LOL, I saw this guy too! But it’s not the wierdest outfit I’ve seen at Roskilde though… Erhm, and btw, we’re danish people in Denmark, not dutch :b
what, pray tell, is a lolita cow? or do i not want to know? this guy is scary enough. i am going to have nightmares for ages after having seen this.
did anyone notice that he was holding it on by a string of some sort that was wrapped around his neck? the thing that really scares me is that i actually looked to see what was holding it on!
does anyone have any extra blinders? ;-D
A lolita cow is like a normal female lolita doll, but shaved like a cow, with only rear entrance, and a little speakers which goes “Mhuuuuhhh!” every time you thrust.
I too, was at the Roskilde Festival 2010, and saw way more horrifying outfits than this one
I’d shag him, he’s hot.
And I mean it. don’t look at me like that!
Me too.
well if you would shag him,you’ll love me…lol
yes, yes he is. i’d do him too.
The “fail” here is the vuvuzela?
Yeah, it was too big so he had to use a full can of pringles.
mmm!! thats the best flavor!!
best flavor…the chips or what cums out of him?
HAH!
Master Cylinder Pants!
Dammit, ya beat me to it.
I can fill an entire Tall Boy!
That’s illegal in most countries.
Yay!! I was going to post the same thing till you did. Go Frisky Dingo ftw!!!
FINALLY! I saw this and was really hoping someone else shouted *MASTER CYLINDER* !!!!
at least he had the common decency to put on shoes.
all i have to say is: YOU WISH.
(me too ;P, but mostly you)
You know, there’s nude and then there’s nekkid….
Ew.
Lewis Grizzard would agree with you, but I doubt he ever thought of this.
I can never eat Pringles again.
Me too and I was seriously craving pringles before viewing this picture
I’m suddenly glad my parents don’t allow me to have Pringles…
This is beautiful lol!!! He has no shame hahah!
He has no shame? As others have mentioned this is from Roskilde Festival in Denmark. One of the things the Festival is known for is the rather well attended nude run.
So trust me, he’s in the nice end of what you’d see there
P.S. I were also one of those ‘fortunate’ enough to see the guy live
Is it just me or is that can attached to a string……which in turn is hanging around his neck. How does one figure out the length for this sort thing?
you’re right..there is a string..he figured it out from doing that before I thought it was stuck on there cuz he had a hard on..probably could of used one of the small pringles can.
He looks a little lonely, like he is waiting for a blind date, but the girl who said she’d be wearing a Jello pudding cup bra never showed.
Hahaha…
Maybe she left with the guy with the lolita cow costume.
Maybe he is waiting for the guy with the lolita cow costume.
blind date:
Wasn’t THAT blind… it was a figure of speech. She ran.
“No one can eat just one.” Lays
I believe that the ‘poorly dressed’ part is the sad, sad sandals he is wearing.
its a vuvuzela! god save us all D:
eye bleach!! please, eye bleach!!
would you like a snapple for your @$$
I wonder how many he had to eat to make room for it?
and what would he do for a klondike bar..or with one..lol
Its the vuvuzela that makes this unforgivable.
OMG! It’s Neil from “The Young Ones!”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Young_Ones_%28TV_series%29
“Vyvyan stole my clothes. Again.”
I guess thats what you do with empty Pringles can? Sweet a Vuvuzela!!!!!! Rock on!!!
My eyes ahhhh!
Well, I’m never eating cheese pringles again. They were my favorites, too.
In Danish, a lolita is the name for a blow up doll. Hence, a lolita cow being a blow up sex doll in the shape of a cow.
I was there too. Saw both of them. And a whole bunch of nude people. That’s what we do in my country, apparently. Get drunk and naked.
the thing about having sex with a cow(lolita or otherwise) is you have to dismount & go around to the front to kiss her
The Dutch teams wear orange in reference to their Monarchy. It is called the House of Orange.
Great. That doesn’t explain why he is wearing nothing but a Pringles can, but I’m always in favor of a history lesson.
MASTER CYLINDER!
Not sure which is worse, this or the guy in the pink little girls bathing suit with his balls hanging out the sides…at least this guys balls are not showing?
lol. a lot of guys were dressed like this or even worse at Roskilde. thats the festival spirit i guess, lol!
take off the pringles can u beast
I think the Vuvuzela is a more appropriate size for his junk than a Pringles can
I have never been more thankful for the presence of a Pringles can in my life.
Of course the connection of the colour of the Dutch team and the Dutch monarchy does not explain why this guy is wearing a Pringles can. The picture is from Denmark, which is an entirely different country…
looks alot like one of my ex and i f so then that can is just to distract from the actual size.
Id bet he got arrested soon after.
probably not…he was in Denmark & they are less restrictive than the U’S.
At first i was like how does he keep it on there, then i noticed the ?chain? that holds it around his neck, so that took some kind of work…like he didnt just ‘slap’ it on there.
but at least i understood his messege…”f*** doritos” …that being a nachos stand behind him.
Wow. now i’ll never eat Pringles again. Thanks.
” Yeah I’ll be by the nacho stand. You can’t miss me”
you guys are dumb. aside from the chain which he probably only has incase of sudden, hurried movements, most any guy could do this.. it isn’t only the 1 thing, it is the full package that is stuffed in there.
Master cylinder!!
Adding dip to the chips .. Your doing it wrong …
(I’m danish .. that pic .. . seriusly ? .. -.-)
Is that a vuvuzela or you just happy to ,well you know
It’s crazy when you’re surfing the net – and find a LOONY picture of a guy in Denmark you know… the picture is from Roskilde Festival – crazy s***!
Between the Pringles can and the vuvuzela, I can’t help but think he has to be compensating for something. Hell, he can apparently fit all his junk in a Pringles can, which may be rather long, but is rather narrow.
This is assuming that he has the weenie as well as both the beans in the can. If it’s only the weenie… Well I’m sure they’ll descend eventually, but still, might want to see a doctor about that. Just to me safe.
VUVUZELA
btw I love those things
so that’s really the only thing I saw in this picture
there is a blonde girl in the background. what is sticking out of her butt?
my first thought when I went to see was ‘vuvuzela!’ Wouldn’t it be great if it was?
I didn’t see that till you pointed it out..it’s a tail or a turd..lol
MASTER CYLINDER!!
I’d do him
Also, a pringle’s can ain’t narrow in the least bit. For weiner-size, at least. WTF hole are you trying to fill?
Oh, it’s more than big enough to fit a penis, but to stuff a penis *and* testicles in, with that little metal edge on the inside of the can? That could get frickin’ uncomfortable.
its my d**k in a…. CAN???
holy s**t what the hells wrong with him
Roskilde!!!!!! Glad I didn’t stand in line at the nacho stand.
I guess he figured if the can keeps chips from breaking his tool should be OK…
Call 555-5555 for your Man in a Can!
But wait! Call now and we’ll double the order! A $70 value only for ONE easy payment of $19.99!!
Uhlalá! Honey, caio de boca nesses nachos hein! Pegael! XD
GR…What???
vuvezela, pringles can and the chick online in the black bikini appears to have a tail? Im ompressed that he is wearing a watch and shoes so fashon forward.
Bunrning man, Bonaroo or World cup? Got NOTHING on Roskilde ! Naked run, mackrel eating, more naked folk many who should not be naked and music by Prince, Motorhead and Patti Smith? What’s not to love? Get tickets now for next year and bring that man some sun screen!
He’s got pringles on his dingle.
I don’t wanna know where that funnel is going.
‘
wait there is small print on the side. it’s really “a dennis’ balls can”.
MASTER CYLINDER!!!
RODFL ! WTF?
Hey, that’s my former editor from the school newspaper! Last time I saw him he was wearing a reggae hat in addition to the Pringles can and trying to compete in the naked race. The vuvuzela is new, though, must be from this year’s Roskilde Festival.
He actually *ran* with his junk stuffed in a can that had a metal edge around the inside?! Ow!
On the other hand, the idea of that cardboard can slapping against his thighs with every slow motion step step, while ‘Chariots of Fire’ swells from nowhere is highly amusing to me.
Did he win?
More importantly, was it a relay race?
This is what you get from smokin a joint and dropping acid. No one will ever know you’re stoned out of your mind!
omg he’s at roskilde!!!
DDD
MY EYES!!!!!! WHY WHY WHY!!
If at least he was hot…>.<
Oh my nachos is right yikes put 30 more chip bags
Wow throw in some more chips
Also if he needs to take a piss he CAN do so….
MASTER CYLINDER!
Word on the street is that, once you pop, the fun don’t stop. I’m betting that may very well be that man’s personal slogan.
Oh my god NO. What was wrong with him when he left his house that morning?
ROSKILDE!!!!!!!! \m/
what has been seen can not be unseen.
(I will never eat Pringles again, i’m afraid.)
How…appropriate…O_o