Archive for the 'Station Identification' Category

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This is Rainbow Brite’s boyfriend, Prism Jerry.

Actually, they broke up about a month ago, but in Jerry’s mind, it’s not over as long as they haven’t returned all the stuff they’ve left at each other’s apartments. And he is NOT giving back the legwarmers.

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Wow, we really have all variations on the “walk of shame” going on up in here, don’t we?

Promise you’ll call me when you witness an old-timey bicycle ride of shame, okay?

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Hey there, Bob Weird, I think that when a tiny civilization springs up on your scalp—as evidenced by the flag they’ve erected—it’s time to wash your hair. Do it for the dog.

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Um, okay. I know that my concern is supposed to be with Grandpa No-Shirt back there and whatever he’s got going on in his garbage bag of wonders. But I can’t help but be distracted by the fact that the woman in the pink bikini has knockers that are LITERALLY bigger than her head. It took me ten minutes to even notice that her friend is walking around in her underwear. I guess I would too if I were competing with the eighth and ninth wonders of the world.

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They say that redheads are temperamental, but I don’t buy into that stuff. Although, this, um . . . lady? does seem a bit on edge.

We should probably increase our sample size though, just to be sure.

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Yep, definitely temperamental.

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Oh great. Just wonderful. Now you’ve got EVERYONE doing it.

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I used to say that if you got it, flaunt it.

I take it back. Now I say that if you got it, put on a shirt and pull up your damn pants.

Submitted by: ZFiasco via Submission Page

Exhausted of being made fun of for his tiny bike, Jerry decided that he’d give the other commuters something else to talk about.

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Now available on Etsy: handcrafted reenactments of your worst opium experiences. “Okay, now can you embroider a few scenes from various David Lynch films onto the cheeks? Perfect.”

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This guy probably takes a lot of crap for dressing like this just because he’s a man, whereas someone like Sarah Jessica Parker or Lindsay Lohan can get away with it. If life was fair, NO ONE would be allowed to wear this outfit.