Submitted by: Amélie via Submission Page
After seeing the wad of bills in this guy’s hand, this is the first thing that came to mind:
Phase 1: Dress like Spiderman
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit
If anyone knows what Phase 2 is, please NEVER tell me.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Let’s see, what should I wear to the mall today? Maybe just flip-flops and a sundress so it’ll be easy to try things on? Or perhaps I’ll dress up a little in case I run into anyone I know. No wait, I KNOW: conservative white sweater and assless jeans over a thong! Perf.
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Happy Memorial Day to all the Poorly Dressed readers in the U.S. and beyond! While I’m honoring our nation’s brave military men and women by getting drunk at a barbecue, please enjoy this piece of patriotic performance art. Or whatever it is.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Hey guys, has anyone seen the watermelon I hollowed out to fill with fruit salad for the barbe—OH GOD WHY?!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by: Jen via Submission Page
I don’t know what in the artichoke-Snuggie hell is going on with that thing, but I want those metallic fuchsia tights. WANT. If I have to dress like a salad bar in the green room on The Muppet Show to get them, I’ll do it.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Once again, someone in the lower right is summing it up with a single shank-shaped glare. “Black-Tie Optional” does NOT mean that the other option is “Reject from a Community College Production of The Lion King Musical.”
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
The dangers of being a motorcycle enthusiast. Prolonged riding can erode the crotch of your pants completely off. At least I HOPE that’s the explanation for this tomfoolery. Because this is NOT an acceptable form of DIY slutbaggery. Acid Crotch here should take a lesson from this woman:
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
She probably teaches a course called “DIY Slutbaggery” down at her local community center.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Yeah, I think I’m with Background Dude on this one. If anyone needs me, I’ll be hiding under my jacket for the rest of the day.
Submitted by: Brodie via Submission Page
Oh look, it’s Pimpy Two-Face. He’s got two personalities: one is tacky, and the other is tacky and likes purple.
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