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This is just adorable. I can almost hear the old-timey little-kid insults getting thrown around as this jaunty fellow gets the crap kicked out of him in the schoolyard. “Take THAT you slice of lukewarm meatloaf!” “I’m gonna hit you so hard that your face turns into tomato aspic!”

Okay, I don’t know any old-timey little-kid insults. They don’t focus on the kids enough in Mad Men.

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Ever wondered what a quiet Saturday night in a David Lynch’s house is like? Now you know.

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I live in a little town called San Francisco, so seeing a man in a skirt is about as shocking as seeing a hobo at the public library, or seeing Sean Penn punching a paparazzo. It’s garden-variety stuff and I certainly don’t get upset about it.

What I DO get upset about? Yao Bling here apparently can stop in for a Big Mac and STILL have better bikini legs than I do. Let’s just say that if I wore that outfit into my local McDonald’s, most of the employees would quit on the spot, citing a sudden understanding of corporate social responsibility.

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I’m not really sure who to blame for this. First of all, this woman’s skirt is ten kinds of too short. But second, it appears that someone had to lie on the ground to take this picture (either that or Verne Troyer has found a second career as a trailer-park photographer), which is kind of a jerk move. And third, I’m the a-hole who’s posting it on the Internet.

I’m just going to go ahead and blame Lindsay Lohan. I have no idea why. It just seems right.

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I don’t see any reason why the NYPD shouldn’t recruit from the leather community. I mean, they tend to be in shape and are presumably familiar with restraints and motorcycles. And really, who WOULDN’T enjoy seeing more of our boys in blue convert their uniform slacks into DIY chaps?

I vote Hell Yes.

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I’m having some trouble understanding what’s going on here, and the only explanation I can come up with is that this woman’s pants are too tight. WAY too tight. And maybe made out of industrial-grade rubber. Or titanium. Or adamantium. Mixed with lycra and sadness.

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I’m sure they both thought this shirt was hilarious when they found it a few months ago. But now that labor is in progress, it appears to have taken on a new meaning for our mom-to-be. Wait a minute. You DID do this to me. Nurse, get me some ice chips and my lawyer. I want a divorce.

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Uh oh. Looks like someone left the gate open at Tom Cruise’s ranch and the livestock are running amok. Hand me a glitter-dipped carrot and maybe we can lure them back to the stables.

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So GOOD LORD PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES!!

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Oh, look. Shredder fell into a vat of radioactive Sanrio gum. I hate it when that happens.