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Does this come in adult sizes? Because I have some coworkers with whom I’d prefer communicate solely through bent-elbow roars.

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“Burning Man? I’ll tell you about burning man, honey. It was in ’69 and it was called WOODSTOCK. ‘Burning man’ was what we did to the squares, and I’ll tell you what, we flower children weren’t as peace-loving as everyone likes to think.”

Rounding up our favorite funny photos and videos on the web each week!

These zombies moan for toes

If Shoes Could Kill

The nightmare before breakfast

My Food Looks Funny

Waterslide from master bedroom to pool

Lovely Listing

Naruto fans commit to the bit

Wedinator

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When the radioactive glow of your skin causes your hair to literally try to run away from your head, it’s time to stop.

Also, I think I know where this guy gets his look.

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Um, you know what? I think I’ll just have water, thanks.

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“Hi honey. No, I didn’t get the job at Hooters. Yeah, it was the bra thing again. I just can’t seem to get it right. Maybe I need to come up with a mnemonic or something. ‘Straps toward the sky’? ‘Cups point up’? I don’t know.”

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Of all the things that could have popped into my head at this moment, why did it have to be “Eye of the Tiger”?

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This is totally awesome, but I hope it comes with a warning label: “If your friends consume 3 or more alcoholic beverages per day, consult a girlfriend before wearing this shirt out. Alcohol consumption may increase risk of venetian blinds shirt getting drawn in public.”

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You see what can happen, ladies? One day you’re letting your butt hang out from underneath your skirt, and the next day it thinks it can pop out wherever it wants. Slippery slope, people. Slippery slope.

Adorable, yes, but also extremely dangerous. You see, if she looks down at her 3-D dress while wearing those 3-D glasses, she could start to see things in 9-D. The fourth dimension is no big deal (though some people experience headaches and mild nausea), and the fifth dimension is really just a matter of all movement being set to “Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In” (tiresome, but harmless). But once you get up to the ninth dimension, well, things can get weird. Let’s just say that the entire cast of Spaceballs AND The Hills are there, and they DO NOT like each other.