Hey, You Said it, Not Me

Submitted by: Dokta Mo via Submission Page
I wouldn’t say “bad” so much as “old.” Don’t be so hard on yourself.

Submitted by: Dokta Mo via Submission Page
I wouldn’t say “bad” so much as “old.” Don’t be so hard on yourself.

Submitted by: fashionwhore via Submission Page
No matter how nice your body is, it’s still going to look bad if you squeeze 99% of your flesh into tight fetish wear, leaving a tiny space for your suffocating skin to poke out of. Lady, your legs are begging you to stop this. Please take off those stockings before they use your gun tattoos of off themselves.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Remember that baby alligator you got as a pet and then flushed down the toilet after you were tired of it?
This is what it grew up to be. Sewer living is a bitch.

Submitted by: HMA via Submission Page
Oh look, Berlin Fashion Week is back to strike fear into our hearts and corpse-like shemales into our nightmares. Thanks, Germany!

Submitted by: boris via Submission Page
Looks as though someone has spliced together my Uncle Leo and a transsexual stripper named Deepwater Whorizon.
Actually, knowing my Uncle Leo, he’d probably be pretty happy about that.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Well, you have to admire her commitment to a certain aesthetic.
Or, wait, do you? Maybe not. Actually, I don’t think you do. Never mind. This is ridiculous.

Submitted by: KittyCurlz73 via Submission Page
It appears that NHK TV has decided to take their mascot in a slightly more sophisticated direction. Slightly.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
I love it. More DIY industriousness. Out of makeup? Walgreen’s closed? Break into your little sister’s Lisa Frank pencil case and grab some of her markers. It might even be superior to those boring neutral tones you were sporting before. Makeup just enhances your face—markers let you draw on a whole new one.

Submitted by: Miami Da Beach via Submission Page
How innovative! Rather than exposing her behind from the underside of her skirt, this woman has chosen to do it from over the waistband. This is the kind of forward-thinking we need in the skank fashion industry.