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Oh BALLS, I forgot my swim trunks. I suppose I could just wear my girlfriend’s bathing suit, right? What could possibly go wrong?

[Ed. note: What could possibly go wrong is not safe for work, not safe for your eyes, and not safe for my drinking problem . . .] Click to see more… »

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Are you guys tired of hearing about the World Cup yet? Thank god this happens only once every four years, because I am EXHAUSTED from getting up so early to start drinking.

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Interesting tactic! If you wear the most unfathomably ill-fitting clothes from your preteen daughter’s dresser that you can possibly sausage your body into, then everything at Ross will seem to fit like a dream! Brilliant. What are your strategies for T.J. Maxx?

*takes notes*

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All the ladies in France
Like to caper and prance
In their Peugeot Pants

Gonna make some romance
When I go out and dance
In my Peugeot Pants

The bouncer he grants
My posse en-ter-ance
When we wear Peugeot Pants

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What do you guys think? I found it on the sale rack at Urban Outfitters. Normally I don’t like shirts with people’s faces on them, but this guy is SO GOOD LOOKING!

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June 12, 1982

“This meeting of the Mustache Club of Reedley, CA, will now come to order. First order of business: club photo today. I brought in my camera with the automatic timer. Jerry, WHY are you wearing denim shorts? You knew we were taking the picture today. I told you, like, a hundred times. Why are you smiling like that?”

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I’m getting bored of eXXXtreme short shorts. Same exposed buttocks. Same breathless outrage from me. Blah blah blah.

Wake me up when they start making clothes that actually make you MORE naked than you were before you put them on. That’s got to be right around the corner.

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A lot of restaurants and coffee shops will have a sign posted proclaiming “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service.”

It appears that some of the more literal-minded among us have taken that to mean that ANYTHING ELSE GOES.

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Well, I suppose this is better than having to look at plumber’s crack (or bricklayer’s crack, as the case may be). But it must be very confusing for the ladies he catcalls to from the construction site. Wait, do I want to slap him? Or take him with me to Victoria’s Secret?

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You can tell just by looking at these two that they were into fuel-efficient cars way before they were trendy. And key parties way after they were trendy.