Personally, I’m a little tired of catching a glimpse of thongs from behind, so I’m glad that this woman had the innovative idea to flash hers from the front. Bravo!

Also, where can one go about learning those dance moves? Asking for a friend.

MAN. Jail must have been REALLY rough on Lindsay Lohan. She is not looking fresh.

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If you’ve ever looked through your closet and thought to yourself, ”I have nothing to wear,” well, then try your tool box. Duct tape is THAT versatile.

And BONUS: after you slip out of that duct tape dress, you can call your esthetician and cancel that next waxing appointment.

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This seems about right. I wear the same dead-eyes expression when I’m modeling the latest sweater that my grandma knit for me.

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Here’s a look that’s yet to catch on in my neck of the woods. I suppose it would be good for mail carriers, UPS workers, and anyone else who drives around in a vehicle with no doors and finds that one leg gets cold while the other is hot.

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The poor man’s mankini. It may look ridiculous, but at least it comes with a snack.

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Are you guys ready for the Fourth of July tomorrow? These kids are.

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It was only a matter of time before we saw cutesy hand-knit fetish-wear. This isn’t your grandma’s underground sex club. OR IS IT?!

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Sometimes it’s just too hot to leave the house in head-to-toe quasi-futuristic Victorian regalia. Even steampunks go to the beach.

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Hey guys, has anyone seen the watermelon I hollowed out to fill with fruit salad for the barbe—OH GOD WHY?!!!!!!!!!!