Submitted by: Electrichaze via Submission Page

My first thought was that Wolfman Jackass here gets his thrills strolling the beach and asking ladies to pose with him and his headdress from hell. But then I noticed that these women happen to be wearing fur bikinis, so they must be somehow involved in this tomfoolery. Fur. BIKINIS. Two words that do not belong together.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

“Go ahead, PETA. Try me. You think a little red paint is going to ruin this coat? I dare you.”

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

God I hate fur. How many off-Strip casino floors do you suppose had to die just to make this one ugly coat? Given the way the King of Klass’s waistcoat buttons are straining under the pressure, I’m going to guess half of the Hard Rock and all of the Tropicana.

What’s better than having a phone in your shoe? Having a gun in your shoe, obviously. And just think, if PETA tries to throw paint on them, you can defend yourself.