Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Oh BALLS, I forgot my swim trunks. I suppose I could just wear my girlfriend’s bathing suit, right? What could possibly go wrong?

[Ed. note: What could possibly go wrong is not safe for work, not safe for your eyes, and not safe for my drinking problem . . .] Click to see more… »

Submitted by: Shay via Submission Page

Interesting tactic! If you wear the most unfathomably ill-fitting clothes from your preteen daughter’s dresser that you can possibly sausage your body into, then everything at Ross will seem to fit like a dream! Brilliant. What are your strategies for T.J. Maxx?

*takes notes*

Submitted by: Bussaca via Submission Page

I’m having some trouble understanding what’s going on here, and the only explanation I can come up with is that this woman’s pants are too tight. WAY too tight. And maybe made out of industrial-grade rubber. Or titanium. Or adamantium. Mixed with lycra and sadness.

Submitted by: Cyberbelum via Submission Page

So GOOD LORD PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES!!

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

You guys—I just plugged my iPhone into my computer to download the latest software, and this is what appeared on the screen. Is it broken?

Submitted by: LILUX via Submission Page

You see what can happen, ladies? One day you’re letting your butt hang out from underneath your skirt, and the next day it thinks it can pop out wherever it wants. Slippery slope, people. Slippery slope.

Submitted by: Electrichaze via Submission Page

No one seemed to appreciate the gratuitous side boob pic that I posted yesterday, so I’m wondering if perhaps I was unclear on the concept.

What you’re trying to tell me is that side boob is out and under boob is in, right? Well, enjoy.

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I don’t know what’s going on in this picture. I just know that I’m going to start carrying pepper spray with me at the beach.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

My intention with this blog is not — nor will it ever be — to make fun of fat people. I’ve never subscribed to the idea that someone shouldn’t be allowed to dress the way they want just because they don’t match the height/weight ratio that our society has deemed ideal.

I do, however, strongly abhor the notion of stealing, especially from children. Somewhere out there, right now, there is a toddler missing her swimsuit, and this woman is responsible. Shame on you, lady. That just isn’t right.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

It’s possible that, in Europe, egalitarianism has gone too far. Yes, the men have taken over child-bearing duties. Those bags are full of ice cream and pickles. When he gets home, a dubbed version of Desperate Housewives will make him cry. He’ll then exclaim to his wife, “You don’t love me anymore because I’m fat! Don’t lie to me! YOU DID THIS TO ME!”