Fashion’s hard to follow and style isn’t something that always comes naturally. I guess it’s understandable that men – sometimes the cutest men – have no idea how to dress.
Presentation is important. While looks aren’t everything, you should try to make an effort to at least make yourself look somewhat presentable on a day to day basis. All this means is that even if you lack style you should still make an effort and avoid these fashion don’ts at all costs.
Below I’ve listed several things men should never wear no matter what. Even if you’re the least stylish person you know, the least you can do is purge all of these items from your everyday wardrobe.
I don’t care if you prefer calling it a trilby, you need to get rid of that thing. Fedoras are the number one sign of an undatable man. If you don’t want to automatically be blacklisted by every girl on the planet, get rid of your fedoras or anything that resembles a fedora.
This includes their beachy straw cousins. Unless you’re Jason Mraz or painfully Euro, burn the straw fedora. Just do it. I promise you’ll actually have a chance of getting laid once they’re gone.
2. The “My Parents Have Money” Outfit
Cool, dude. We get it. You’re in a frat. But do you really need to wear pastel Chubbies, boat shoes, and polo at all times? No. No, you don’t. Everyone will be afraid to touch you because they’re worried your Daddy will sue. And girls will mooch off you thinking that you bathe in money.
Unless, you want to broadcast that you’re a tool to the world, stay away from this terrible combo.
3. Basketball Shorts Beyond the Court
Your oversized, lucky Bball shorts don’t belong anywhere but in the gym. There are better ways to dress sporty and casual. I mean athleisure is huge right now. But you really don’t need to be wearing the same clothes to work and everywhere else.
You don’t look sporty and athletic, you just look lazy and probably smell like a locker room.
Invest in a pair of fancy joggers if you want to stay comfy without looking like a scrub.
4. Cargo Pants
Are you climbing a mountain? Are you going on a 6-day backpacking expedition? Are you a boy scout?
If you answered no to these questions you have no excuse to be wearing cargo shorts right now. Cargo shorts make you look like a little boy ready to earn his first merit badge. I know the pockets are convenient, but do you really need that many every single day? Be thankful that men’s jeans actually have pockets at all, because most of the time women’s pockets are fake.
5. Old Man Sketchers
No. Just no. If you’re wondering why no one wants to talk to you, let alone date you, look down and see if it’s because you have chunky grandpa sneakers on. If your shoes can be mistaken as Sketchers, you’re doing something very wrong.
There are plenty of Nike and Adidas that are both fashionable and offer great arch support. So why are you running around in moon shoes? I’m appalled.
Just throw them out. Throw all your grandpa’s shoes out right now and go barefoot to Footlocker. They will help you.
6. 5 Toed Shoes
Speaking of weird shoes…
Please tell me you’re not wearing these. You shouldn’t be wearing these even if you’re an expert outdoorsy, mountain man.
No one needs to be reminded how long and weird your toes are.
7. Ed Hardy Anything
Ew. If you’re still wearing Ed Hardy, I’m questioning your character. There is nothing more unappealing than a guy decked out in Ed Hardy’s weird brand of bedazzled man clothing.
Unless you’re Elton John or another queen, you should not have bling on your pants. Honestly, women shouldn’t either. Leave the bedazzled pants to Lady Gaga, please and thank you.
Learn more about what guys should not wear from the video below!
Stars like Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner were responsible for some of the most iconic fashion moments in 2016. Beyonce released another visual album, which was enough to make any fashion junkie overdose, and the red carpets were drenched in glamour during award season.
There were moments that were just as memorable as Gaga’s pink cowboy hat, but for a very different reason: they sucked. The celebs responsible for these fashion flops managed to become repeat offenders throughout 2016. These celebrities can consider earning a place on this list a notice that their style card is officially revoked until they manage to redeem themselves at a future red carpet.
Here they are, your worst dressed celebs of 2016:
1. Ryan Lochte
It’s difficult to ignore this guy’s sad actions at the recent Summer Olympics. However, his hair was impossible to hide as it refracted more light than a mirror.
After the Olympic Medalist decided to bleach his hair before the Rio Games, supposedly so that it would tint green from chlorinated pool water, he couldn’t hide his douchebaggery any longer. It seems as if his hair choice cursed him. The gas station scandal in combination with his bleached locks doomed him to being exposed as the overgrown frat boy he really is.
Any grown man that still manages to get himself into that much trouble all while wearing Chubbies deserves to be punished.
2. DNCE as a whole
Joe Jonas’ new band continue to be a neon stain on every red carpet since their formation in 2015. Cole Whittle is easily the worst offender with that stupid haircut of his. Honestly, just shave it all off.
Not to be harsh, but the group’s outrageous style seems to be a grab at attention in a world where Nick is clearly the favourite of the JoBros.
Speaking of neon stains… Cassie’s look at the MTV Music Awards this past year is enough to land her on this list. Everything from the hair to the gaudy gold pants to the out of place blazer has me confused. But then again bf Diddy never really knew how to edit his looks either.
Let’s just hope that the “Me & U” singer redeems herself next award season.
Why millennials continue to idolize Tyga (and Kylie) is beyond me. At least Kylie has her lip kits going for her – because let’s be honest, those lipsticks are infallible – what does Tyga have going for him? I’m confused because his music career isn’t that great and neither is his style.
He’s unoriginal. Everything he does with fashion is ripped straight from Kylie’s brother-in-law and Messiah, Kanye. But then again the entire family has stepped up their style game since Kanye and Kim became an item, so maybe he’s just fashion directing the whole fam and letting Tyga dip into his closet from the early 2000s.
5. Mariah Carey
2016 was certainly not Mariah’s year, but by the looks of her NYE performance 2017 may not be her year either.
Mariah is obviously the definition of Diva, but this year she took her extremely extra fashion choices to new heights. Every time she stepped in front of a camera she was wearing something skin tight. While she has a stellar body, she appears fake and manufactured as she’s always camera ready and rolled in rhinestones.
My advice to Mariah would be to tone it down, but knowing her, that’s likely never to happen.
This woman just won’t quit. Her Met Gala outfit alone is the reason why she made this list. Her outfit was scattered and barely there. While I’m all for the Free the Nipple movement, there’s a place and time. And that place is not at the Met Gala. Her lace mess of a dress failed to cover both her ass and titties, leaving everyone a little uncomfortable.
Save the nudity for the MTV stage.
7. Bella Thorne
The Shake It Up Star made many questionable decisions, this year from her dating life to – most notably – her hair. To match her sister, the actress dyed her red hair neon green at the ends.
If she was aiming for a Kylie Jenner moment, she missed altogether. Her hair looked dead, and the colour choice was akin to snot.
Want to see more of the worst dressed celebs from 2016? Then, check out the video below!
As convenient and exciting as having a fuck buddy sounds, that isn’t always the case. There are so many other factors that go into this kind of relationship that often cause more stress than it does relief, which defeats the whole person of having a friend that you simply use to orgasm.
Before you settle for a fuck buddy make sure you take all of these things into consideration.
1. Always Being Prepared:
The whole fuck buddy system can be a schedule or a more random type of thing where the only thing separating you from a night full of wild sex is one text message. Within that span of time you need to make sure your place is decent, you’re not a hair wildebeest, and you have enough condoms to last you the night.
Being prepared and always ready to get down can be exhausting and always have you on the tip of your toes. Obviously, you can politely decline their offer, but that defeats the purpose of being able to text someone just for sex, to which they might start relying on another fuck buddy that’s a little more reliable.
2. Higher Chance of STD:
Chances are if your fuck buddy is completely okay with keeping it casual, you’re not the only person they’re keeping it casual with. There are things as backup fuck buddies and guarantee they send out a plethora of texts to various sexy contacts in the hope of one response, giving them the happy ending they want.
Unless they explicitly say that they only see you, which is highly unlikely, I would assume that you’re just another name on their fuck buddy roster. To take extra precautions besides birth control, make sure you’re always using a condom because you don’t know what people your fuck buddy is sleeping with and if they’re staying protected.
3. Likely To Get Attached:
A big part of emotional attachment comes from the sexual interaction that is inevitable. I know it’s easy to say that it is a casual hookup with no strings attached, but there is always one person that has a hard time keeping it that way.
Chances are someone will start to develop feelings and either act on it or stop the entire thing because it’s getting too serious for them on their end. Either way, it’s hard to have a mutual understanding of this meaningless sexual relationship for long.
4. Overlapping Schedules:
As convenient as this whole situation should be, sometimes it’s harder to set aside time to fuck because life happens. Even if you have your work schedule and extracurricular activities down, there can be so many more distractions and plans that you haven’t taken into consideration before putting together this picture-perfect plan.
If you’re both master planners of finding the right time and place weekly to meet, then you should have no problem fucking on the regular, but otherwise, it might be more of a hassle to make time when you realize you have different daily routines.
5. Doesn’t Last Long:
This whole set up doesn’t usually last long because either someone is waiting for some sort of commitment, sexual attraction lessens or the entire rendezvous is an inconvenience. It’s impossible for two human beings to stay perfectly okay with no further sort of appeal either leading to a relationship or going separate ways. That’s why some dating sites have dedicated their mission to providing the best way to meet new fuck buddies – if you’re looking for one of these sites then check out meeting which is probably the fastest way to find a new fuckbuddy.
This is usually just a little phase that people go through to get some of their slutty sides out for a moment in time.
The day I understand haute couture is the day Karl Lagerfeld releases a line of tape dispensers for Office Depot, so I usually don’t bother commenting on it.
But speaking of office supplies, I have a stack of papers on my desk that could use some filing, and I think I know just the pants for the job . . .
Now you know why the rumours are that all haute couture models are drunk, high or both. You’d almost have to be seen in public wearing something like this.
Why is it the everyday citizen said to be lacking fashion sense when this sort of idiocy is allowed on catwalks? This accordion’s model should wear the outfit to Walmart so he can be featured on peopleofwalmart.com.